WEERSVOORSPELLING III

Een beetje later dan andere delen van het land was vannacht het Land van Heusden en Altena aan de beurt, maar lang heeft het er niet gelegen, mooi was het wel.

Een woordgrap uit Nieuw Zeeland als toegift.

Baby planes

A mother and her son were flying Virgin Blue Airlines from

Sydney to Melbourne. The son (who had been looking out

the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs

have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big

planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son

to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess,

"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,

why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to

ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well,

then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes

because Virgin always pulls out on time. Your mother

can explain it to you."

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